A nice UnNews article on the baby baby of Bristol Palin
UnNews:Sarah Palin's daughter's unborn child is pregnant
Choice quotes: "When asked how a nine-month-old baby could have climbed into Palin's uterus and impregnated her negative-four-month-old fetus, sources close to Palin reportedly said "It's not like it's Fort Knox up in there. You can pretty much just walk through the front gates. One time, she was wearing a skirt, and we were in math class, and a doorknob fell out. A fucking doorknob.""